Elijah This isn’t what I had in mind when my boss said that I was going to be working in New York. I’d pictured cities, high rise apartments, and claustrophobic, unwalkable streets that somehow, thousands of people managed to walk anyway. The Big Apple. But no. Somehow, Mr. Jason Richards came up with the incredible plan to send me out to the middle of bum-fuck nowhere. I can’t even see any civilization through all the trees when I see the sign boldly claiming that I am now e